Read the Spoon & Packet Terrible Tales Trilogy

Volume I: Escape from the Diner

Spoon and Packet escape from the Diner only to be intercepted by C.S. the corkscrew and Rattus the Norwegian Brown Rat who, although only trying to help, purposely lead them to the doorway to Hell.

Volume I, 1st Printing Cover
Volume I & II, C.S.
Volume I, Title Page
Volume I, Page 1
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Volume I & II, Rattus Wanted Poster
Volume I & II, Pennello
Volume I, Uri Geller Tribute Act
Volume I, Advertisements
Volume I, Original Back Cover, 1st Printing

Volume II: Descent into Hell

Spoon and Packet venture through the infernal netherlands to discover that New Hell is a vastly understaffed afterlife consolidation company, and the few representatives they do meet cause them nothing but trouble.

Volume II, 2nd Printing Cover
Volume II, Inside Cover
Volume II, Dedication
Volume II, Strong Black Coffee Committee endorsement
Volume II, Title Page
Volume II, Page 1
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Volume II, Pages 22-23
Volume II, The Ancients
Volume II, Advertisements
Volume II, Advertisements
Volume II, Technical Thanks
Back Cover Volumes I and II

Volume III: The Journey through Basura Larga

Spoon and Packet gain entrance to the gargantuan underworld of trash and find that true knowledge can be as dangerous to obtain as it is important to protect.

Volume III, 1st Printing Cover
Volume III, Title Page
Volume III, Dedication
Volume III, Fork Frontis
Previously in Volume I
Previously in Volume II
Volume III, Title Page
Volume III, Spoon Opener
Volume III, Packet Opener
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Volume III, Advertisements
Volume III, Technical Thanks
Volume III, Back Cover